I will hold you in my arms forever sweetie pie.
Update
2 months ago
...life on an island with 549 people (as of the 2022 Census) in the middle of the North Sea...
I have had bread that got dry and hard and stale, but I have never had home-made bread go mouldy on me before. Suffice to say, it is stored in the same conditions as usual, etc. So I go to investigate and I notice that the yeast I bought contains "a blend of dried yeast and bread improvers." Methinks the improvers are the cause of the mould. Anybody else have this experience?